CGI weenie.

Frank and beans!

One eyed trouser snake.

Give me a lot of money and let's see if I become a douche.

Baba Booey!

I was a member of Wahlberg's Boogie Nights.

I have a body double.  Oh wait I mean cancer.

Tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still warm.

You can't spell "dreck" without "Derek."

Welcome to the new age
To the new age!

I always liked "sanitarium."  Sounded so nice and clean.

I prefer to call them "pre-mausoleums."

Which god is that?

What incredible detail do you feel you're missing in a smaller format?  Nose hair?

As someone with a mental health issue, I like cheese.

I hated him before it was cool.

He killed way less people than Gloria Estefan.

Did you mention Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

That's when the rain of frogs started.

It was about kittens that fight crime using cuteness and he was the trainer of the kittens.