He has the gin berries.

That's what all my figments say.

Robert Ebert was a gentleman and a cat.

Please get abortions when necessary.  Thank you.

They all have a race of some kind!

Done shopping?  Well, I guess so.

YOU are boring!

So long everybody.  It was nice talking at you.  I know you're not real and just in my imagination.  But still.

Love to… can't.

I died and came back to life. 

What else do you do with your significant other but fight?

Buster had brain damage and no insurance.

People get into habits.  And they like to defend their entertainment choices even in the face of direct evidence that flap fander moorant deed nascing wast dinger.  The stinning of the wae was pranlant morrant testander mintle.

I have not been feeling very good myself lately. 

Planet of the Apes Rides a Bike

It's a big cast and somebody had to die.

Everybody always complains about people remaking okay movies when they should be remaking crappy movies that have a compelling idea.  This one could be a good remake.

Farts
Phony phone calls
Song parodies
Puppets

The A.V. Club
We wanna see them kiss!

It was like jazz.  Cool at first then incredibly boring.