Get away from me kid, ya bother me.

They're both pretty risible.

I'm growing a mustache, except on my balls.

Do I look like an idiot?

Too a-bray-sive.

It's just so fucking lazy.

It is the worst thing.

Chokey chokey!

They're like irregular Muppets sold at Marshall's.

Too late for Bonnie Franklin.

and that dude who died

Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jim Gaffigan Comedy Hour.

When is it proper to use a contraindication?

yelled nobody ever

He never wore pants after the second commercial break.

She never shaved her cooter.

That's not so.  You're confusing them with Barth.

Does jizz count?

Who?

He was always ready with the pipe.