Turn in your neck bolts, you're out of control!

Ruck Fupert Gint!

I rest my case.

Her real first name is "Change."

He's good looking for a comedian!

No matter what you do, there will always be somebody around to call you an idiot or bad person for it.

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I want a script for the Hong Kong Fooey feature on my desk by three!  And get me Jackie Chan on the horn!
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Please send me your treatment at your earliest convenience.  — Hollywood

I always suspected he was bi.

All the Cary Grants
with your fancy pants
better run better run
faster than my bullets

In the room the women come and go
talking of Michelangelo

He is the voice of Bob in Bob's Burgers.

I re-fuselage a complaint.

Who cast Aziz Ansari?

She died and then people sent him hater emails about it.

Nobody believes that.

Papagayo!

I was going to say her Lockheed Electra, but somebody beat me to it!

Those who forget history are doomed to look it up.

Those kids had it coming.