Since I have no retirement plan, I want to get into this kind of white collar crime to either make lots of money or in the alternative get caught and spend my golden years in a nice safe minimum security prison with three hots, a cot, and free medical/dental.

That's fucking crazy.

This is why the Pope quit.

They're murder on my delicate butt skin!

More like a circle jerk.

Needed more content in his bank account, more likely.

Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean I don't have a full, active life away from this Community.

I got other shit to do.

Edits are for pussies!

Whoopi Goldberg's real name is Karen Johnson.

Creative differences!

I can't actually unsee it!

Deputy Dawg has a room full of Polaroid albums.

Cute Kitties!

Six flags and you're out!

Tell it to Jennifer Anniston!

Does this Year-End Report make me look fat?

Show us your writs!

Them animals never seen it comin.

Catholicism sucks.