I want Democrats to field a 2020 presidential candidate so repellent that voters abandon the two-party system wholesale.

I want Democrats to field a 2020 presidential candidate so repellent that voters abandon the two-party system wholesale.

I am Varg Vikernes.

I am Varg Vikernes.

J Mascis is one of the most irritating singers ever recorded and I've always been baffled by how many people don't even comment on Mascis' singing when they talk about Dinosaur Jr.'s music. It's always the elephant in the room.

J Mascis is one of the most irritating singers ever recorded and I've always been baffled by how many people don't even comment on Mascis' singing when they talk about Dinosaur Jr.'s music. It's always the elephant in the room.

I loathe Van Morrison's singing voice and vocal affectations.

I loathe Van Morrison's singing voice and vocal affectations.

Yes. I've tried and failed many times to enjoy their music. They do nothing for me.

Yes. I've tried and failed many times to enjoy their music. They do nothing for me.

I prefer Abbath's guitar-playing to Demonaz's. No knock on Demonaz, but Abbath writes some of the catchiest metal riffs ever. Check out At The Heart of Winter.

I prefer Abbath's guitar-playing to Demonaz's. No knock on Demonaz, but Abbath writes some of the catchiest metal riffs ever. Check out At The Heart of Winter.

The appeal of The Replacements has always baffled me. They're boring.

The appeal of The Replacements has always baffled me. They're boring.

Camel is like a Yacht-Rock version of King Crimson. That sounds awful but it's actually pretty great.

Camel is like a Yacht-Rock version of King Crimson. That sounds awful but it's actually pretty great.

Loverboy is a superior version of the Ramones.

Loverboy is a superior version of the Ramones.

If Putin did hack the DNC server, so what? The hacks were embarrassing because they exposed embarrassing behavior. That's the DNC's fault, not Putin's.

If Putin did hack the DNC server, so what? The hacks were embarrassing because they exposed embarrassing behavior. That's the DNC's fault, not Putin's.