Punk rock is a 99% rubbish genre whose influence on wider culture has been far more negative than positive.

I'm not sure I've ever actually heard a Jay-Z song.

The Ramones are boring and trite.

This is Benson. Benson Arizona.

Charlie the Pillowcase.

Die letzen Kugeln schiessen wir uns selbst in den Kopf. Das erfordert die Ehre.

Keep Circulating The Tapes!

Corporations will soon make it mandatory to join Facebook, Amazon Prime, Twitter, and Google just to communicate or shop. I've resisted all that shit so far. I can do without this site if I have to.

President Zuckerberg ordered this change, no doubt.

I don't have a Google, Twitter, or Facebook account. That Nazi shit still hasn't roped me in.

Why settle just for gated drums when you can have saxophone solos on every song and gated drums? Let's get greedy. We can have it all.

But he opposes man-made global warming, so he's okay.

I never thought about that, but yeah, it happened. It's a self-evident proposition.

I never thought about that, but yeah, it happened. It's a self-evident proposition.

Trump can secure the hipster vote in 2020 by getting The Day The Clown Cried out of the vault. He can say it's in the interest of national security. Presidents never get blocked when they make that argument.

Trump can secure the hipster vote in 2020 by getting The Day The Clown Cried out of the vault. He can say it's in the interest of national security. Presidents never get blocked when they make that argument.

Instructional bass videos have never been cool, even if they're for Gentle Giant songs.

Yes, Eggers even suggests the baby-mashing scene could be a delusion when Thomasin describes to Mercy how she leaves her body when she sleeps and prowls the woods as a witch. You're left to wonder whether that story is just bullshit to scare Mercy or if Thomasin subconsciously believes it. At that point you can't be…

Yes, it was all real, not delusion or madness. Eggers slyly gives it away when Kate confesses her girlhood dream about Jesus to William. She is vague, but implies that it was a romantic and possibly sexual dream. Later, when feverish Caleb is on his deathbed, he inexplicably breaks into a girly voice and speaks…

Yes. This guy embraces the essence of old-school monsters. They're gross and barbaric, not sexy. The traditional vampire is not far less nasty than a zombie.