Is it me (or just the musical cues), or did this episode start to lean definitively from 'quirky comedy' to out and out psychological horror? What does the statue of Wilfred mean? What did the conversation with Ryan's dad's coworker about the actual creation of the pro bono section mean? Did Ryan (assuming there is no…

"Thrice All American" is so great.

It's hard to pick just one. "Train from Kansas City", "The Tigers have Spoken", "People Gotta Lotta Nerve" and "The Needle Has Landed." Any and all of them would be great choices.

Love Hold On, Hold On so much.

Hi. I'm Velvet Jones, and you should buy my new book, "How to be a Ho"

So you don't put much stock in the feeling that "if I tell her and she's not interested, won't that make things weird/spoil the friendship"? I mean, I know from experience that not being interested doesn't necessarily spoil the friendship, but that was just one case (and we're still friends all these years later); it…

And the worst part is, he was hungry again just an hour later!

Get back, witch!

Watching the Getaway (now in theaters) not only cured my gonorrhea and my sickle-cell anemia, but much like Selena Gomez and her banker father in the Getaway (again, now in theaters), it taught me a valuable lesson about learning to accept my father the way he is.

Why does not Ross, the largest Friend, simply consume the protesters?

I really like Kudrow and will be glad to have her joining the Scandal gang. And for how old she is (I don't know how old she is) she looks amazing. I'm interested to see whether she'll play a Republican, since we know all blond politicians are Republicans.

One thing I wish someone would have told me was that high school can be great, or it can suck, but either way it's not how the rest of your life will go. Not popular with ladies (or dudes)? Life moves on, and even if you don't get any dates in high school, I can pretty much guaran-damn-tee that you'll have plenty of…

To the FEM: If a guy is giving oral sex to you for more than 45 minutes, then of course he's gonna go soft. No matter how pleasurable it is to him to make you feel good, I feel fairly safe in saying that no erection (again, no matter how much he may enjoy pleasuring you) can last that long without some sort of…

Teneille, God rest her soul.

You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

*performs rimshot, then refills a glass and replaces it on the hairy man's lower back*

How much nudity would be enough for you?

That sounds fucking delicious. I could even eat that without being stoned.

I considered naming myself 'Lady' Spango but I decided it lacked the gravitas and quiet dignity I so pride myself on.

All it needs is some muzak version of 'Yakety Sax' playing in the background. And hats.