Probably not a lot of kids, actually. More 90s kids, as the article mentions.

half shark-alligator half man

Attempted humour.

Can't have Cypher without Warlock (he is the reason they drafted Cypher, after all) and I think a CGI Warlock could turn out pretty cool.

Shatterstar or GTFO.

This is what's on Genosha's tourism web site.

Mr. Burns Head: But Homer - we can't go to that pancake dinner because we have a reception with Queen Beatrice!
Homer: (disappointed moan) I hate having two heads.

Healthy body sick mind

Oh My GOD - following the ups and downs of Rachel and Ross' relationship is somewhat akin to following the stock market on a minute-by-minute basis, except the stock market actually has reasons why things happen there. They prolonged the 'will-they/won't they mystique' in ways that just became silly as the show went…

I love Prince Paul and I think he's gonna be pretty good at hosting a show like this.

Now THAT, I'm pretty sure, is anatomically impossible.

Racist!!! Speciest! ?

You're a great example of why people should. Yeesh. Regular kids would be bad enough, so how's the idea of a pubescent Pepsi Jr. rub you?

Someone up-thread posted this address: 
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I loved "Neighbor" (or Won't you be my neighbor, whatever it was called. Seems almost to have been written from the point-of-view of Ned   Flanders, about what it might be like living with a family like the Simpsons next door).

Batcat, I will not stand by and watch Danger Danger be besmirched. Their first album was one of the first albums I ever bought, and I still listen to it semi-regularly. It was also the first band I ever bought a shirt from, a black T with the first album's cover art screen-printed on it. Made of flimsy enough material…

I think the implication was that without the electricity, there was nothing in it for him anymore (he was collecting fat stacks of fives, yo) and like every bully you've ever known everywhere, decided that you must have suffered enough and left you alone at that.

AAaaaand Tarkovsky's fAD, everybody! Always a joy when he stops around…….
(Although if you go back and read his posts in the order dictated by the Xenu Theorem, they seem to be telling a story of a dystopic future, and  the rambling of a madman from that future whose only link to the past is the ability to post on the…

It's a little fun to consider Mr. and Mrs. Anderson from B&B as a potential future for the Hills. As he ages, Hank gets more cantankerous as he aged and Peggy seems more quiet. I dunno. Just lobbing spitballs here.

"Hahahaha. Peggyhill, you are too much."