"The magician?"

I've already asked this question many times, but if he's a hard-boiled detective, then why is he dressed like Indiana Jones and not Humphrey Bogart????

BOOK THREAD

I'll be honest with you, I love his movies. I do. I'm a John C. McGinley fan.

Gladiolus!

Joffrey's crossbow is Pete's chip 'n dip!

I could watch Varys and Olenna banter back and forth for an entire episode. Heck, an entire season! Those two could conspire to make the sun rise in the west.

Speaking of Happy Puppy Eyes, boy oh boy, Joffrey was sure in his element showing Margaery through the crypts.

Out of curiosity, did they ever mention that the slaver's language was Valyrian? I know that Dany has mentioned "Old Valyria" in the past, but I didn't make the connection between her heritage and the language being spoken.

Yeah, what I'm about to say isn't particularly insightful, but, well,

"Cows! . . . I hate cows worse than coppers!"

Or a fjord.

And Tyler too? Guy had 15 kids!

"Former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves."

I listened to "Running on Empty" during my jog this morning. It was so on-the-nose, I felt like I was in a Robert Zemeckis film!

He can waste time with his friends when his firstie's done!

"Hello Congressman, I'm your neighbor, Sheikh Kraim Abdul Rahman. Would you be interested in looking at this catalogue of various bribes and beauty products?"

I am very excited for this film. Perhaps it will generate enough interest in late-20th century political scandals to make that Iran-Contra movie I've always dreamed of!

Yeah, forget dragons and armies - I'm pretty sure Trudy Campbell will be sitting on the Iron Throne by the time all this is over.

"I've decided I don't like riddles."