Said Keanu!

Yeah, Dennis was such a douche and yet I still liked him. Gotta give Dean Winters credit.

How am I just finding out about this "Hayum!" meme? I need to watch season 5.

Yeah, Catherine Zeta-Jones is chewing so much scenery they probably had to rebuild most of the sets mid-filming.

Oprah Winfrey IS James Hetfield.

Mary J. Blige as Dee Snider in a Twisted Sister biopic is now at the top of the list of Crazy-Ass Things I'd Pay to See.

Yeah, she really dropped the ball on that one. Should've gone with "Natalie Porta-Potty."

Baa-aa!

Those tits are rated R.

Um, Swank won an Oscar. Her second fuckin' Oscar actually. Then you've got Moss in The Matrix trilogy, Holmes doing the same shit she's always done, Hathaway about to play Judy Garland/win an Oscar herself and Cotillard with one already on her mantle and lining up projects out the wazoo. Great argument there, buddy.

I'm excited to see Hathaway but the thought of an unstable Cotillard dressed in leather is quite appealing. French women do crazy like nobody's business.

I'm all for referring to Hilary Swank as "Hillart Swank" from this moment on.

Yeah, they should seriously consider naming the next one Who Needs a Fuckin' Title? You're GONNA See This Movie.

Ha! The other week I happened to be watching TCM and found myself saying "Is that Rita fucking Wilson?"

Tell me about it. I mean: ABBA?

You take that back! But seriously, Eternal Sunshine is our generation's Annie Hall. LA is more like our generation's Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Yeah. Suddenly it all made much more sense.

I'll give you Bioshock but Fox News pundits seemed to have found some sort of dimensional rift connecting our world to theirs - their world being Hell, of course.

I detest Ayn Rand's ideology with every fiber of my being but I must admit I found The Fountainhead strangely engrossing. It's one of those compulsively readable books along the lines of Gone with the Wind: It may not be good writing, per se, but the author has a pretty firm grasp on storytelling mechanics.

Forgive me for being too lazy to Google but I so want that acronym to be referring to Herschell Gordon Lewis because… would that be the craziest collaboration ever or what?