Ah, so that's what happened to Judge Reinhold!

Well, technically, there's only one apparent death in the trailer. The rest of the group could have simply split up. That being said: Thor's a total goner. I hope.

Hey Grandpa! Remember that movie you wanted to see 80 years ago? What was it called - Cabin in the Woods? Well, guess what! It's been delayed another year.

Why yes it does!

What exactly did you risk missing with the Black Eyed Peas? Besides awfulness, of course.

I'm sure the Sham-Wow guy can back you up there.

Something something triple penetration something.

Well, if you look real good there's this place called The Meatpacking District. Best gay bar in town.

Or maybe a black, plus-sized leg lamp infuriated at the movie's lack of equal representation?

Are you sure? I thought it was www.lilytomlinhasneedsdammi…

It hits him in the back?? Well, I hope you're happy. I was really looking forward to finding that out on my own.

Trust me when I say he's absolutely fantastic in it; as is the whole cast. An Oscar would be fully deserved.

Celebrity Deathmatch: William Faulkner vs. Flannery O'Connor

I never thought I'd be anxious to see a movie starring Robert fuckin' Pattinson but sometimes Cronenberg works miracles.

And bluebirds? Please tell me your experience also featured shiny, happy bluebirds?

The scene in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation where Kitana is all "Mother, you're alive." and her mother responds "Too bad YOU… will DIE!"

I've watched about half of the clips. Haven't been able to get that pool scene out of my mind since. God, what a woman!

And I cunt stand him!