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John Robie
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Here Come Jedi Boo-Boo…

Great school district?

I pretty much finish reading whatever I pick up (unless it's so incompetent as to lack basic sentence structure), but what really puts me off fantasy novels is unnecessarily apostrophed names.

There's your tagline:
The Birthday Boys: Rated Less Objectionable Than Miley Cyrus Among People Who Use Homophobic Slurs

Unless they're vampire dinosaurs. A crucifix can repel vampire dinosaurs.

What else do you expect from the American Muscle Channel?

If you think you're Diane Arbus, you're probably just an asshole.

Seriously. What the hell?

Whereas Nate is the most confusing Grey of all.  Though that's a hotly contested title.

nine more ways to suck some joy into the lives of the show's worldwide fanbase FTFY

See I thought that Ward's fighting 6 guys was sort of played for laughs, and was his one good moment in the show. It was sort of like when one person is struggling to open a jar and someone else reaches over and opens it easily.

Nth metal is just a shady knock off of uru.

Listen, it's complicated.  Have you ever seen The Jerk?

"If it were now to die,. 'Twere now to be most happy, for I fear."

Master Plan: Use the Generic Handsome Couple to trick the suits into ordering a full season, then kill GAC and bring in the real cast. 

Heroes for Hire

Machete fights Black Dynamite at bottom of the sea…

With a machine gun bra, I'd've thought Sofia Vergara was a better contender for best supported actress.