@avclub-e4854c5608c54d96a6b3f76b9414a746:disqus I agree with all three of your points.

I think it was on Netflix, don't know if it still is.

Booo. Urns.

I seem to recall Doctor Doom and the Masters of Evil being sort of along those lines.

If a girl shoots a guy while listening to Mogwai, and she has an awesome tattoo, it's Keiron Gillen.

Nah, it's 2013, he'd be bootlegging Heady Topper out of Vermont.

And instead of Burt Reynolds and Sally Field, Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez.

According to the cover of my Chinese bootleg of the film, he already was.

Seen "The Body"?

How many people named Jad do you know?

I'm holding out for The Great Lakes Avengers.

So wait… who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

Fuck that, they should just create a holo-Cube now, so that current-Cube can carry on making family movies. 

Dirty Bastard the third.

I wondered about that for a second.

Naw, man, fancy covers increase the collectible value.  (I haven't checked the Overstreet Guide in a while, but I'm still planning to retire on the proceeds of selling my chromium variant cover WildC.A.T.s #1 . . . )

@avclub-c2772fe942fe1bdcf0fec5d508dd6e23:disqus And Green Lantern, and The Losers…

Yeah. This is probably  just me being an old grouch, but I'd been reading some DC books before, and when New 52 started I just gave up on them.  I'm kind of surprised New 52 is still going.

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus Are you thinking of his role as the voice of the Juggernaut?

To update Les Mis for a modern American audience, instead of Jean Valjean, the protagonist will be Reginald VelJohnson