Eckhart: This is the way the world ends.
Butler: This is the way the world ends?
Eckhart: This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but with a shrug.

I'm no fun at all at parties actually, but for totally other reasons. But this isn't a party, and Scott didn't "slightly misspeak," he used a common turn of phrase in an article for a general audience. You, Scott, and I know it's wrong because we're well-educated, but it's not "obvious" to people who don't…

The phrase "less evolved" is one of my many pet peeves.  Evolution doesn't have a direction, there is no forwards, nor backwards, nor any absolute scale by which one organism can be judged as less evolved than another.  A single-celled organism, adapted for life within its particular environment, is every bit as…

Revelations? You mean the first book of the bible…. [consults bible]…. um…. canceraids!

Doctor Dinosaur or STFU.

She's a brassy go-go dancer with a personality as big as her cup size, he's a surrogate father with over 74 successful offspring to his name, but now they're teaming up to take down the bad guys on the mean streets of Palo Alto!  Tits 'n' Sperm Coming Tuesdays on TNT!

They'll be committed with semi-functional replicas and kitchen knives.

Full House Gritty Reboot.

I believe I've seen this plot play out on the internet.  What sort of lessons were you thinking of?

She plays Tonto's daughter, she and Johnny Depp live next door.

Was it gender damage? It was gender damage, right?

@Dikachu:disqus Do we? Because I suspect he is and we just learned that those pajamas are more constricting than we thought.

OR… You massively oversubscribe your investors, then put on the worst musical imaginable so that when it closes after one night, everyone assumes their investment is a total loss and you can make off with the money.

@avclub-ffc905126015cdc6758873970fb59828:disqus I would consider ponying up $30 bucks for a Sally Sparrow movie.

Idi-ology.

No more Toddlers and Tiaras for you, mister.

Dogme 95? Really? Someone's still doing that, eh?

Emma Watson seems to have outgrown this (though TBH I never got that impression to begin with), Selena Gomez looks like a child because of her disproportionately large head.

And for making Tony's delicious soft-serve Hulkbuster Parfait.

He's playing it as Tibetan. That's traditionally a part of China, you know.