Every time I see Galadriel I flap into Morodor.

Every time I see Galadriel I flap into Morodor.

The only thing that really bugged me logically in this movie were all the times the characters obviously should be killed and then just weren't (being crushed by rock giants, captured by Orcs, and falling down the mineshaft on a bridge).  I've never heard anyone articulate the rules that govern Gandalf's power, but…

The only thing that really bugged me logically in this movie were all the times the characters obviously should be killed and then just weren't (being crushed by rock giants, captured by Orcs, and falling down the mineshaft on a bridge).  I've never heard anyone articulate the rules that govern Gandalf's power, but…

Yes. I always say suspension of disbelief is like a contract, you can't change the terms in the middle and expect the audience to stay with you.

Yes. I always say suspension of disbelief is like a contract, you can't change the terms in the middle and expect the audience to stay with you.

Smauglock was always my least favorite member of the New Mutants.

Smauglock was always my least favorite member of the New Mutants.

Yeah going off on Tyler was crazy.

Yeah going off on Tyler was crazy.

Wearing a moustace like that is like handicapping yourself.  You have to be super-awesome all the time to pulls something like that off.

Wearing a moustace like that is like handicapping yourself.  You have to be super-awesome all the time to pulls something like that off.

They're just tossing in as many fail-safes as possible to avoid the Hosea Scenario.

They're just tossing in as many fail-safes as possible to avoid the Hosea Scenario.

Tom, did you ever even meet Tegan?  Because I've heard Richard Dawkins totally made out with her once.

Tom, did you ever even meet Tegan?  Because I've heard Richard Dawkins totally made out with her once.

Is there an American Michelle Dockery?

Is there an American Michelle Dockery?

It'll be a drama set amongst the owners and the servants in "Paisley Park"

It'll be a drama set amongst the owners and the servants in "Paisley Park"