I'm from the north and pop culture has taught me that the south is full of dirty, slow-witted, simple folk who proudly work hard and love their family - so much so that inbreeding is quite common and often results in the birth of serial killers.

Yukon Cornelius finally hits the big silver strike and returns to civilization a rich man. Wealthy and bored, one sunny afternoon while surveying the grounds of his vast estate, he drops acid and this movie is what he sees.

From what I understand, the plan involves Harrison Ford and a skin job that knows Chinese.

He looks like the illegitimate child of Jackie Rogers, Jr. and Nathan Thurm.

Bart Got A Room
Is this like the twee hipster version of American Pie?

Let's all meet at Yak-Zies for chicken wings before the show.

I have only the vaguest recollection of a peanut butter called Koogle. I swear it had like chocolate flavor, maybe others.

…and THAT my friends is how you successfully hijack a Malkovich thread. Simply drop a line about the coquettish Zooey Deschanel and voom!

Is a foul tip the result of anal sex?

When did Lisa Loeb decide to start with the testosterone injections?

I ain't no tough guy, ain't no rough guy, don't get out much and don't dress up fly.

So is Paris Hilton a Christian or a Catholic? Inquiring minds want to know.

He's got
99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

@fats… judging by that photo I'd say after.
In truth I don't recall all the details but I did read that as one example where he got violent with some chick who recognized him as a famous person and thought he was Dudley.

You'd freak out too if someone mistook you for Dudley fucking Moore. (true story)

Sorry Sadsad but I was under the impression we'd all sort of moved past that whole firstie-envy anger bit. However, in order to remain topical I'd like to wish a nice fresh case of Lujo on you just for shits and giggles.

If only this heralded the introduction of a chronic-infused Dr. Pepper.

I'll throw in my two cents for Robby Krieger. Morrison got all the attention when he was alive (and a great deal posthumously as well) and Manzarek and Densmore have been milking it since Jim went belly up.

One of the cable channels appeared to be showing the Original Land of the Lost back to back to back this past holiday weekend. Unfortunately, I had more pressing issues to attend to (drinking, grilling, loafing) so I didn't watch it at all.

But it can live on in our hearts. Never forget!