wow, that whooshing noise was the point going right over your head The Archmage of the Aether

wow, that whooshing noise was the point going right over your head The Archmage of the Aether

Looking at that picture I would expect to see a post on here from Towelie. Seems like a natural fit. Especially considering the large number of "likes" his posts always generate.

"I prefer Chobani"… Really Noel???
Fucking A man, your hipster douchebag pretension is showing.

Will no one tell the tale of the poor pig that gave its life in the war between the state of Ohio and the territory of Michigan?

The horror… the horror…

Love that Dynamite cover!

This makes sense. I always thought Phel was a dude and Prison Wine was a chick in real life.

I've come to snuff the Rooster.

I would have liked if the response had been something like, "One could think of the AV Club and say, "Sean O'Neal continues to reign as the go-to lackey for Newswire bits."

Up your nose with a rubber hose Epstein.

Fortunately for you, we can't sue you for stupidity or being late to the party with a comment that was already covered about 10 posts back.

Shit man, this site covers Avatar so damn much they should just change the name to the nA'Vi Club.

No offense to The Onion or it's alums and affiliates…
but am I the only person who doesn't really find this guy all that entertaining?

Someone in this town is trying to burn the foreheads down.

I'm surprised
there isn't more hate for the new season of Scrubs.

Fuck Dunham and the puppet horse that rode in on him.

Enormous testicles floating down the Danube trailing a stream of Chanel #5 while children stand upon the shore shaking pink tambourines and chanting "pluralism is the way" while a lonely muskrat swims past asking, "Why father, why?"

I can see Jude Law fucking teenagers before too long. That guy seems like he'll fuck anything - and impregnate them too if possible.
Downey Jr. on the other hand appears to be just wanting you not to kick him in the balls.

Codpiece!
Can I get a Kinkade brand codpiece or not?