Finally…
some closure for the folks at Ivory Soap.

You were told not to bring that up.

Take off, eh.

However, right wingers are great at funny impersonations. Remember that side-splitting Michael J. Fox that Rush did? Priceless.
And find me one right winger who can't feign righteous indignation at the drop of a hat. It's a virtual method acting clinic.

Where does it fall on the Hipster O Matic if I buy my book from Amazon but take it in my backpack to an indie bookstore to read? Assuming of course that I purchase coffee and tasty pastry while I'm there. Oh, and one of the cute Garfield bookmarks. I just love those.

Well shit Bezos, no need to post under a pseudonym.

I'm hoping she takes the Scott Shwartz career path and we get to see her in porn films in 10 - 15 years.

No mention of KISS Meets The Phantom of the Park? Or Gene Simmons in Runaway?

Thank you Prison Wine for giving me my first out loud laugh of the day.

Um, well, I thank you, gentile friend, for your generous offer of that… deliciously unkosher snack. I… sadly have to decline… for I already stuffed myself full of milk and meat products at a previous lunch engagement.

I'm bummed. I though his singing was out of sight.

Forget the first, I'm aiming this case of cancerAIDS directly at Billy Bob.

It's the most dangerous game.

From White Castle to The White House, what a long strange trip it's been…

I'm with you Riff. Strawberry Rhubarb pie - a culinary delight like no other.

Rock on! You are a very pretty pony indeed.

sniff sniff, I couldn't be more proud. My goal is to make my finger the new flaming canceraids.

Apology accepted Tuxedo.

Yes! Because Greg Mottola looks so much like Jeff Goldblum.

I always wondered what happened to that Powder dude.