I'm just relieved to see that I'm not the only person who believes that until you are a chef on the East Coast, West Coast or in Chicago, you ain't shit.

Actually, that movie looks more deserving of the title Superbad… and not in a good way.

So played.

Oh yeah, a promo pic with his hands clasped in prayer and a song about unrequited love for Helen Keller. Lord almighty this guy puts the "Douche" in Total Douchebag.

Vin Diesel makes a meta-sequel that brings together two of his most popular characters in, "The Fast and the Furyans"

Just wait, 19 years from now Jackie Earle Haley-Freddy will fight the recently rebooted Jason in a critically acclaimed remake directed by Christopher Nolan. Haley will earn an Oscar for his performance - provided he ODs shortly after filming ends.

Don't forget the porn fetish film "The Fat and The Nervous" about those Jack Spratts out there that prefer to be on the bottom.

If he does come back after hipsters these boards are gonna get awful quiet.

Someone needs a hug.

Will the show now star Vivica A. Fox, Linda Hamilton and Daphne Zuniga?

I would kill for more happiness… No, not the pleasant surprise rainbow kind, the other one.

Now now, Sid would not judge you and your uninspiring pablum so please restrain your jealous desire to judge Sid.

"You were supposed to be this colossus! You were this great, legendary thing! And yet he gains!"

No I'm sure, your sister's right tit is larger than yours.

I visited Connecticut once. I've been haunted by it ever since.

Not to me… although I must admit I really have very little idea who this person is.

I believe the point of the story is that via the glorious power of the interwebs anyone with a computer and a modem is now blessed to live in an area with an independent video store. Thank you interwebs, thank you.

hollow grandeur in place of true passions which might once have built kingdoms and sustained them.

I hate you.

When Miley sings Jai Ho, I tear up every time.