Oh, there are still plenty of travesties. Plus they probably nominated her so they can dump pig's blood on her head.

That's what happens when you let your kids frequent bachelorette parties.

Come back, Dicky Dik Dik!

Part of me enjoys reading the nominations, shaking my head, and taking a swig of whiskey. Then I hoarsely mutter something about "this fucking world, man."

Also the annual travesty of Emmy nominations, but that's not the AV Club's fault. Not entirely.

I pronounce it Cha-vurches just to get on people's nerves. "It's pronounced Churches!" Nope, learn how to read, jerks.

Australian politician: *punts dog into Pacific* … That's how I roll.

Bad guy: *throws knife*
Robin: *turns back*

Brain on Fire? More like Flowers on Head, amirite.

Marvel vs. Capcom vs. Angry Birds

Great username/comment synergy. Also great comment.

Emma Stone would like to apologize for that, too.

The A.V. Club

I had him in my sights, but he just looked so cute sleeping I couldn't pull the trigger. Sorry, Europe.

2 Paul 2 Walker

Yeah, I went straight there. Didn't even think about the parents. Maybe Kim Kardashian would have grown up to be Batman.

That could be morally problematic, since they were just kids at the time. Like going back in time and killing baby Hitler.

I hope they actually include the part where OJ Simpson brutally murders two people.

Agreed, I'm on board for more Veronica Mars for life. But this time around I'm not going to be invested in the rumors and teases about whether it will happen or not. Just tell me when it's on and I'll set my DVR accordingly.

This isn't Nam, Will Russell. There are rules.