Prediction: This discussion will not be as reasonable as last night's.

It's true, we're so lame!

That's no tune. It's a toon … station …

Wow, just watched this. Death by oncoming train is oddly appropriate. Pills wouldn't have made much sense.

Jerry's a dick. Team Tom forever.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

How fucking dare you.

First came the burritos in waves then came the crunch wraps, but it was the beer shits their colons could not endure.

Fitting to be #2 on a Taco Bell story.

Drink outside the bun

Jaden Smith. I will hit a child.

You forgot that they were never the same after Pete Best.

Next up for Dano: Lionel Messi biopic.

Rob Riggle doesn't know what it is about your face, but he wants to deliver one right to your suckhole. Change your face, or he'll change it for you.

Damn, good call. Doo-d'n-doo-doo.

All great songs, and yet we have just one in common. Has anyone ever observed how The Beatles are fucking amazing?

I think it's an awesome song, but to each his own.

No, these are the important things in life.

I wanted the letters to line up because I'm like that at 1am. Adding "A" but only at the end.

It's only 1am so I might as well: