"And another!"

Reminds me of one of my favorite Alan Partridge bits:

Throw "Happiness Is a Warm Gun" on the pile.

Wait, how long did it take you to recognize them as the Beatles?

Not even a runner-up for Here Comes the Sun? I once listened to that beautiful tune on repeat for about two hours when it was freezing outside and I was clinically depressed.

@therealdikachu SUCK MY FAWKIN CAWK YA CAWMIE PANKO QUEEAH

Same. I feel kind of bad that I was relieved.

The movie will feature ushers snapping at snoozing viewers.

Altar boys aren't raped by nuns.

As far as subtitle puns go, Back in the Habit is actually clever and original. So, naturally:

Lions are carnivores, biologically programmed to kill us.

Not their fault. The Lannisters always spay their pets.

I hope that's the last line of the movie, then roll credits.

*Clicks play on Sophie's Choice, sits through trailer for Fuller House*

"Here are some ads for a service you already fucking subscribe to!"

Disney had to buy the Playmation trademark from Fleshlight.

In Soviet Russia, toy plays with you!

Yep, that's the joke if you have a speech impediment.

You have to admit it's pretty edgy.

It looks good at its face, but it has no depth.