I'd rather see a Werner Herzog doc about The Fappening.

Well, no one's going to top that.

[obligatory one-word joke withheld]

Nothing says "Welcome!" like a giant metaphor for nuclear annihilation.

So the Monster That Ate Tokyo is now the monster that recommends places to eat in Tokyo.

I like 4, but for me it's Mega Man 3 all the way. The music is great in all those games.

I would be cool with it being marketed and sold as a Bond movie, then halfway through he goes "The name's Bond … Just kidding it's The fucking Transporter! You're watching a Transporter movie!" and just starts wailing on people.

No, the show started out with a sliver of self-awareness but soon had none whatsoever.

I saw the Werner Herzog cut.

Vince does the movie, but the movie undoes him. He disappears so far into the role that he has a full psychotic break and has to be institutionalized. An emotional Drama goes to visit him in the ward, pleading with his brother for some sign of recognition ("Bro … bro … BROOOOOOOO!!!!") but is met with the cold, broken…

The breakup was tough enough to watch, but the miscarriage scene and ensuing nervous breakdown were just brutal. Kudos to Emmanuel Chriqui for a bravura performance.

You've come too far not to finish the journey.

Speaking of hanging, I'm assuming no one here plans on seeing this, so I'll go ahead and say E's suicide was an odd choice that actually worked for me. And as tragic as it was to see Turtle gunned down by mall cops for stealing the latest LeBrons from FootLocker, it was a fitting end to his saga.

(Solemnly) Damn. You got knocked the fuck out.

"Afro American," please.

It was on The Daily Show, and it should be taught in rhetoric classes.

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you'd have to be stupid not to.

True, but I guess my larger point is that there are a lot of people, here and abroad, who love dumb shit. Studio execs know they're drumming up domestic box office numbers for Man of Steel by putting out posters of Superman crying for the troops or some shit like that. Any rational person would immediately reject this…

As long as people watching movies still think it's a good idea, people making movies don't give a shit. There's a reason every Transformers movie makes a trillion dollars.

If it's anything like Food Inc., I will continue to consume it happily and pretend like this side of it doesn't exist.