Character in doubt? Pull ya tits out!

It got dusty a little dusty when he said, "I dreamed I was old …"

"Amen, brother! Lemme tell you what my day was like …"

As much as I would hate to lose Bronn, it would have been pretty baller if he'd used his last breath to say, "I've … seen … better … [dies]"

I wanted that old biddy to gear up and start kicking ass when she saw the bat signal, but, no, she just got mercilessly flayed alive.

A cock for a cock makes the whole world cockless.

Sorry, Richard, it should be "to whoever does a better job."

Seriously, grow a dick!

If after Sansa lights the candle that old woman does a flying kick through the window and starts roundhousing everyone, all is forgiven.

It would have been more in character if, last week, she totally missed skewering that guy's head in the sand from a few feet away, then had to go over and pick her spear up off the ground before just stabbing him with it a bunch of times.

There's nothing ironic about my dick.

Between Lady Tyrell's "famous tart" comment and Tyrion's "Think again," it was a pretty great episode for comebacks.

Yeah, I'm interested to hear what GRR has to say about this scene. I'm guessing he, like most people, is not pleased.

And bowed. And bent.

Smoke Gets in Your Lungs.

A girl I know claims to have won (but possibly bought) a piece of the Aggro Crag and brought it with her to a Halloween party. I'm sure it was authentic because I could feel the immense power emanating from it.

Not at all, but it is weird that choosing a bride based on her weight in gold worked out better than whatever judicious method Stannis used.

I hope she shows up to work next week and tries to act like nothing happened.

Rx: 15 pancakes

Everything needs more Andy Daly.