To me, he'll always be the guy from the freaky Winkie's Diner scene in Mulholland Dr.

It might cost you your fingers, but you would learn.

Ramsay: "How did you find it?"

"When your mother first brought you to me I almost had her whipped and threw you into the river …"

Fat Walda > Selyse

Germans: The purest white meat.

Something about "dating" and "bouncing." Must be cannibal slang.

He wasn't hatcheted to death by the hitchhiker. I think he's in the clear.

He'll make his way to Bolivia eventually.

Wow, Betty's story went from zero to cancer in 20 minutes. Her conversation with Sally about it was the most Betty thing ever.

Cocaine: Great for writing and/or dancing like an asshole.

Awaiting ironic cancellation headline.

Funt. I've heard of that.

Don't need to tell me twice!

You mean Bad Company? They did it, too.

Don't forget the album cover. It couldn't have taken more than two minutes to change the color palette in Photoshop. I respect that.

Would bang.

"Come on ride the peace train … *whisper* By peace train, I mean penis train."

We're judging reviewers on the letters in their names now? Also, you do know it's good to have the tiles with the big numbers on them, right?

Yeah, he called "God Only Knows" the greatest song ever written and said Pet Sounds was the biggest single influence on Sgt. Pepper.