Then you should put the stone in a trophy case. When people ask about it, say, "Yup, that came from ma dick."

He really crushed the competition.

Mmmm I think yeah…

"With the birthing vehicle medically sound, I had a PA come in early to sterilize the warehouse."

I'm from the uh … north … side.

I hope you're hungry … for nothing!

Safety first, baby second!

Fucking depression

downvoted for blasphemy and stubbornness.

I was referring to one team in particular.

I've been watching the NBA my whole life, and that first half of game 3 was the closest thing to perfect team basketball I've ever seen.

Also, dude. Give up. It's over. Game 4 was a victory for pride, but it's just delaying the inevitable.

This movie clearly isn't aimed at non-dragon owners such as myself.

Shouldn't that lead to "linguoconjuring" or "word-warging"?

The closest thing to "sanctions" literally translates as "a rape which has been admonished."

The definitive book on Dothraki punctuation: Eats, Fucks & Leaves.

I don't see "sanctions" working on the Dothraki.

The job market for making up languages for Game of Thrones is saturated by David J. Peterson.

"Conlanging." You'd think experts who make up words could make up a cooler word for making up words.

O'DOYLE RULES!