ZEPPELIN RULES!

"You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children."
"You think you've got it hard? People call me fat."

Inner voice: "They've all gone home. So … Whose keyboard do I rub my dick on first?"

#YesAllWomen?

"If any more c**ts ask me when the next book is coming out, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."

Trankth.

According to imdb, the only thing Pudi is working on is something called "Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant." I wish I were joking.

Even as a child, deep down, you knew Shawn Bradley wouldn't amount to anything.

Just to see him brutally murdered? You're sick.

I actually did, too. Then I realized I was just thinking about his character from Tommy Boy.

Why do we like that sweet Laurel Canyon sound? Because it is written! In the beginning there was the Word, and the Word was with Dawes, and the Word was Dawes.

When you someone fap it.

Still no cure for canceraids.

The A.V. Club

What are her special adorkabilities?

Don't mind if I do!

He already has. Their names are David Benioff and Dan Weiss.

I wonder what kind of sexual ambivalence a dude shredding video game music creates for women.

He was born in Elsweyr!

I was going for Smoke on the Water.