See if you can spot the tiny vagina on Walrus Kevin Smith.

I'm crying.

Tell that to the baboons on Capitol Hill!

You're in captivity.

Trailer music. Called it.

Where White People Go to Find … Other White People

-What do you mean "dance the earth?"

I can only assume he'll be doing a terrible Boston accent.

A self-playing piano? Now I've seen everything.

I'm on the fence about renewing. I feel like used I used it just enough to make it worth it at $80.

Considering they're jacking up the price by $20, I've gotten out of the habit of thinking of Prime perks as "free."

It might not mean anything to non-sports fans, but this truly is the mark of a horrible, shameless human being.

It's true. This man has no liver spots.

We're making the "I'll be in my bunk" All-Stars. Right?

*Jennifer Lawrence
*Kristen Bell
*Alison Brie
*Lizzy Caplan

Nothing ever happens on Mars.

I call that diturdgence.

And I ended up seeing neither
And it has made no difference

Two shits.

Shit just got a little more divergent.