He's sweating because the immigrants are taking his jobs.

Yeah, my America is the bullshit version.

Not in my America.

RIP "Stephen Colbert"

It'll be a while. I'm coasting on the residual checks from my internet comments.

Hound if we're going for late night chicken. Bronn if we're hitting up the strip club.

I need to re-watch The Graduate.

Garrus Vakarian.

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT!

I'd go to a wake with Jimmy McNulty.

All of his line readings are EXACTLY THE SAME!!

I think we can all agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend more than $5 on it you are very stupid.

Watch out for that fence.

"This counts as one!"

I for incomplete/intriguing.

*shakes ass in everyone's face*

If you're into that sort of thing.

Let's split the difference:

I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way. And this guy's saying, 'Whataya want from me?'

As someone who spends quite a bit of time just hangin' out, I shouldn't hold this against him. But I do.