The AV Club:

*shrinks away*

So they're going all George RR Martin and doing other shit now. At least this sounds awesome, unlike, say, a blog post about the best croissants in Paris.

I'm not a fan of Grantland in general, but this thread is how I imagine Entertainment Weekly readers talk about People.

Yeah, when in doubt I always assume sarcasm. I was just saying I had no idea he was gay either.

"You're not the boss of me!"

But does it live up to the legacy of Stacked starring Pamela Anderson?

It is kind of surprising, but I don't know why it should be. Gay people can't like explosions?

Is that the "Leave Britney alone" guy?

What does this have to do with the White House?

That was a Michael Gay film.

Have you ever hated Zach Braff? It'll change your life.

And if you're going to disappear, there are nicer places than up your own ass.

Yeah, Chrono Cross wasn't great. Let's say Chrono Trigger leap frog sequel.

Chrono Trigger was the original, far superior game. Chrono Cross was weird and convoluted, but I'd still like the series to continue.

OOOHHHHH GOOD FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU

I read them as a mentally handicapped second-grader. In fairness, all second-graders are mentally handicapped.

That doesn't tell me anything.

Roman Polanski's Wild & Crazy Kids

"Look under your chairs. You get herpes! And you get herpes! And you get herpes! Everybody gets herpes!"