Xenu likes money.

He's got a drinking problem.

It is the will of Xenu.

What a little doucher

There will be a lot more panting this time around.

This is why I choose not to have a superhero physique.

Sabra Price Is Right

I won't need my high school diploma anymore! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!

May the canceraids be with you.

"Cersei, Joffrey, Ilyn Payne, bumpcollege …"

God, I hate those soulless mercenaries. Would love to see a senior like Napier take them down, but I'm not putting money on it.

But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool,…

You're worried about SPOILERS now? Just wait until the crazy SPOILERS in episode SPOILER.

Every once in a while, it's hard to resist the temptation to go over there and randomly post "Not if you've read the books" or "Just wait."

Wrong of Wrongs

Minus the tattoo that should say "This side up."

Ironically, these complaints are right in line with the "Jobs was a poser. He didn't even write code" mindset. You've got to admit they got that right.

That's one of the best things it has going for it.

And add a pinch of GTA V's LifeInvader.

The fact that that was inaccurate is actually hilarious.