Yeah, and now I'm supposed to make a quip about how much Big Bang Theory sucks while being "meta" if possible. Did I do that right?

If it helps, this nerd fight is consistent with the tone of the show.

I actually thought it showed a lot of promise, and one of my favorite jokes was in the preview for next week's episode:

Yeah, "absolutely tore it up" is quite a stretch. She was fine.

I'd say she's closer to Michael. Tragic, yes, but also the next generation of badass.

Unlike the character in the movie, the real Sandler has no shame.

He was a talented performer who didn't understand his limitations as a writer.

Much like Chevy Chase, it's really a shame Mike Meyers lives up his own ass. He was a funny motherfucker.

So The Hound is Omar, and Arya is Walter White.

"You are hiding the chickens under your floorboards, aren't you?"

"Jaime Lannister. Hm. Someone forgot to write down all your great deeds."

"You lived your life for the king. You're going to die for some chickens?"

*hangs head, walks away slowly to "Christmastime Is Here"*

I'm seeing Captain America tonight, and I won't be waking up early. Why don't we say Starbucks, noon tomorrow.

1 of paper = 4 of coin

The Yellow King … All clues point to pee pee.

She'd love to walk his plank.

I didn't know, I swear!

That movie sucked ass.

G) My penis