I wouldn't call it an udder failure.

Sweetrobin? More like … Teat … bobbin'…

This is one of the best pun threads in recent mammary.

I actually heard someone say Socialist Obama was gonna take away his unemployment.

"Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown"

That's got to violate some child labor laws. I don't see him complaining, though.

Sweetrobin is just fucking gross.

*relishes all 10:46 of it*

I didn't shit myself in anger over ME3's ending, but the people who did hate the Catalyst AKA Starbrat for other reasons.

I knew you were joking. Just wanted to take a bold and courageous stance against douchebags, and I couldn't think of a joke.

I'd rather shut up and get what I paid for.

"It's how you use it." - Motto of Rhode Island

Fucking Connecticut.

Saw him in Boston at the Oddball Festival last year. He was fucking great.

So it's been gone for a while, but now it will never grow back.

"If you want poop jokes, you've come to the wrong place."

It was funny before he actually became David Brent.

We've served our sentence (but committed no crime).

I have illegitimate children like Shawn Kemp.

Does latex float? I guess what I'm asking is can I use this as a pool raft?