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Was lucky enough to see True Detective on time, then waited three hours and counting for the AV Club review.

The Spaghetti Monster: Obviously Cthulu.

And then there was the ever-present football player rapist. They were all in love with killing, they were doing it near Texas.

"Usually I try to write critical and 'thoughtful' comments …"

Will and Jaden Smith.

Josh Brolin and, of course, Ellen Page.

"He never loved me. Just like my dead parents."

He uses a pickaxe now. Needless to say, this is going to be a hard R.

This Zorro doesn't get all fun and fancy. He just decapitates everyone.

Chair ain't recognize your furry ass.

Candy Land, dominion of the benevolent Queen Frostine.

Arrest. Exactly what NSA goons are gonna do to all of us when they start kicking in doors, man!

I actually enjoyed Jamm for a while, but he's become a caricature of himself. And he started out as a caricature.

Mulva?

I'm thinking about giving my degree back.

And in Mordor, orcs ride Harleys with flame decals.

"None of Craig!"

Another Leslie and Ben being apart arc, another Tom business venture. Maybe I'm just in a shitty mood, but this is the first time I've really noticed the show limping.

It was a good start to a pretty dumb Ron B plot. I like that they underplayed the baby thing but not to that extent. The jokes themselves felt really broad, especially compared to earlier seasons.

I might be alone, but I thought this was the worst episode since season one. A lot of reheated story lines and not a single good laugh.