My first instinct was to go with Skyrim because it's beautiful, but then I remembered I hate cold weather.

My own private Idaho.

If we're talking games, the Citadel. You can find me at Flux, probably drinking alone.

Rivendell would be nice but expensive.

Spanakopita!

Is Don Draper the Yellow King?

SPOILER: I've heard it's good.

Oh, what is the meaning of this? You've been pran-ked.

I wouldn't look to Woody Allen for relationship advice.

Ha ha! Good at bizness.

Golly is the source of all evil in the world. We're all dead! Game over, man! Game over!

What about the skin-whitening? Some kind of topical cream?

Everyone knows Greeks are a hairy, swarthy people.

I think yer wrong about that, my friend.

Ow My Balls!

O.R.n't they?

"A cowboy is a lonesome man

Bill Perp had a family.

*cue "All Along the Watchtower"*

Whoever watches the watchmen.