Pro wrestling is one of the most fascinating subcultures out there. All of those guys have the most ridiculous stories. Also, Mick Foley is a gem of a human being.

Are you paying attention Israel and Palestine? This is how it's done.

I agree with that sentiment. Harry Potter, LOTR, and the Pullman books are timeless. Wrinkle in Time is supposed to be a simpler story intended specifically for children, which of course limits its appeal.

Not taking it personally at all. Wasn't even one of my favorite books back then, but I think the ship has sailed for you to experience it the way most people who love it do. I had a similar experience with The Goonies, which I missed as a kid. Just didn't get any of the so-called magic.

"2/4 Stars or If You're Bored"

The A.V. Club

Hoo-Hoo!

Fatties: Fart 2

It justifies my existence!

An average episode of True Detective is still better than any of your other idiot shows, TV Club!

And 'cockamamie!'

And I thought the John Deere logo on the bottom of the coffee mug was supposed to be an example of fans' absurdity …

This grade is asking for it. Pro-VOC-a-TIVE.

If "Girls" were drowning I'd throw it a fucking barbell.

This is all quite horrible.

It's supposed to have more to do with the depiction of Jenny, who becomes a folk-singing liberal, starts doing drugs, almost kills herself to Free Bird, then gets AIDS from fucking. In contrast, Forrest loves God, America, and his mom, and things tend to work out great.

They don't even really show her falling down the stairs, which means there's not a funny gif of it. I just checked.

Package up my ass, Gump!

That was a fucking great year. King's Speech is a perfectly benign pick that I would have ranked well behind all the other movies you listed.

Most other choices have their advocates. No one sticks up for Crash.