That's not even Larry's real hat!

Oh, Lord! Why do You mock me?
[Pries waffle off the ceiling.]
Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but…mmm…sacrilicious.

The working class are the voters Republicans are trying to suppress with voter ID laws, no mail-in ballots, and long lines on election day. (Which absolutely must be a Tuesday since we are an agrarian society who travels by horse and buggy and need a day to get to the county seat, a day to vote, and a day to get back,…

They do have Big Faygo in their PAC.

What income level do I have to attain to make voting Republican a fiscally responsible decision?

[Rips into pentatonic scales.]

Well I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
[Does Ska hands]

"I am New York! I am what's happening!" -Manhattan, voiced by Pacino

Lets take a trip and sip on a dream, glide with the guide on a funky scene
http://www.avclub.com/revie…

No, you fool! Trying to stop Trump in 2006 is what gives him the impetus to run for president in the first place!

I don't think so, Tim.

Perhaps, but Boron is not boring. It is produced entirely by cosmic ray spallation and supernovae and not by stellar nucleosynthesis, and it is a low-abundance element in the Solar system and in the Earth's crust.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how many edibles should I take?

The real president gets trapped in the White House safe room with nothing but his Y2K weed stash and the Swedish Bikini Team.

[Just watched Bulworth] Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through … it won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay! Every magazine cover had … it grossed over $29 million, sir! What…

Depends. Are the hams steamed?

The last time Mike Pence saw a vagina, he threw up in his mouth.

[Bitterly clings to guns and religion with antipathy toward people who aren't like them.]

And fuck every congresscritter who is too afraid to speak up against him.

In the navy!