To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee … [winks]
(Guarantee void in Tennessee.)
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
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What haunts me is that, in the eyes of Terry Gross, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of media. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of Fresh Air and her blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in content. But for NPR donors, Terry was a…
Let the record show that the witness made the 'jerky jerky' motion.
"Okay, but who raised the generation of death cult nihilists in congress?" -DJ 3000
I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
[Abraham420 hears the music and is enraptured. He stares off into the distance, oblivious to everything but the song.]
It's a three pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.
What step? Republicans control all branches of the government and Fox News does all it can to support the Republican agenda.
If I didn't have a gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? (Pokes Dikachu) Huh? (Shoves Dikachu) Do ya!?
I hope we get fleet footed zombies this time. Enough with the shambling!
People, what a bunch of bastards
The first blood is free! [Enterprising millennial begins doping blood with heroin to hook Silicon Valley billionaires.]
Did the professor then go on to sell the student a rock that kept away tigers?
Fake Weather! [Waits patiently for a massive hurricane to hit the south this summer.]
Luckily I live on the west coast, and it seems that no news breaks once the east coast goes to bed.
Keep people out of poverty, provide education and healthcare.
Um, it's $25 again. Jeez, get with the program.
You know, the Onion became the newspaper of record so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Who do you think is behind the plan to ban laptops on airplanes? Big SkyMall, that's who. Juicero was positioning themselves for the rejuvenated in-flight market.