Why does this Sega Nomad smell like cheap Scotch?

also ego battles

I was driving around last night in my sixty-two thousand dollar car. And I was trying to think of a name for the drug, then it hit me.

Counter point: Will Smith doing impersonations of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ed Sullivan, Groucho Marx, William F. Buckley, Señor Wences, Robert De Niro, Carol Channing, Arsenio Hall, Walter Brennan, Mary Hart, Ethel Merman, Rodney Dangerfield, Jack Nicholson, Peter Lorre and Alec Guinness?

And Dan Aykroyd, with a Nothing But Trouble tribute to 2Pac!

Yes. Humor from a conservative view point seems impossible. It'll be interesting to see what the jokes are at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I remember my first job as a clerk working in a mail room in front of live studio audience, they'd laugh at anything!

Step 1. Go to Costco and buy $4.99 rotisserie chicken.

Here ya' go:
http://www.popspotsnyc.com/…

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea …
[Lights up on a woman opening wide to eat a baby sandwich; the crowd gasps]
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

Here ya go …
http://christopherkeelty.co…

I don't have time for this.

All we had to do was run the damn ball, CJ!

And so begins Kyle Shanahan's long downward spiral.

I'd be all in for a reboot.

HUD? With Carson at the helm, more like PUD. Am I right, fellas?

Hey now, the cabinet is being stocked with billionaire friends.

One of the terrorists was dressed as a genie, like Sinbad in that one 90's movie.

If you're brownish and have a vest with more than two pockets … you might be a terr'ist.
Now, if you wear a turbin and are not a snake charmer … you might be a terr'ist.
If you're muslim and are boarding a plane … you might just be a terr'ist.
-Jeff Foxworthy MC'ing the White House Correspondents Dinner

[Raider fan bites lip, begins shaking, bites harder, it begins too bleed. Turns and runs away.]