Hmm … provenance?

Cactus field

The little brain-implanted robots were there, Morrissey just had them erased prior to his 1996 legal case regarding performance royalties.

That's Salacious B. Crumb, good sir! The "B", of course, stands for "bread".

"The Last Hutt," a thinly veiled retelling of El Chapo's life story. Sean Penn could play a fictionalized version of himself, Shawngum Palpatino.

craptacular ass-smackular

Those weren't children, they were electrically heated counter-top pie irons with a slight downward-slanting angle. I did love his slogan though, "You got knocked the fuck out!"

It's true … https://twitter.com/realDon…

He suggested you don't kill all of them, mind you. You must leave one Muslim prisoner alive to return to his people and tell everyone how horrible the US is to prisoners.

Followed by "I need to stop following the news." Which in turn is followed by "What the hell is happening? I need to get caught up on twitter!"

From twitter: 2017 is the longest, weirdest version of The Aristocrats ever told.

Like a whisper in the wind …

I know, and not just a sympathizer, an outright proponent and proselytizer!

I've been around for this long, long year
Stole a country's soul and faith

Pence: Honey, I think you've got a right to know what happened. I went out driving, because as you know I love driving … when suddenly I had to take the biggest pee in the world. So I saw this washroom. I stopped in, but it was full of those "types." You know, queers and queens. So one of them tried to kiss me … and I…

I'm buying stock in totem pole trench coats.
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We can also delve into the space bureaucracy and space legalese of changing one's name to Old Ben.

Man, ABC's taglines get lazier every year.

What is with the rolling pin? Are they an off-shoot of NO MA'AM?

Oh, now I get it, Trump thinks ANTIFA just don't like his fashion sense. Meanwhile his supporters are all-in with the tan pants, white shirt, red hat … On a tangent thought:
Tan pants, white shirt, red hat, phobiac
Yeah, the boy's a time bomb