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Abraham420
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What a time to be alive. You can shout PIZZA, DORITOS, MOUNTAIN DEW at you Xbox and these goods will be delivered to your doorstep.

Did you sniff her hair?

They should use modern surveyor's equipment, with GPS and lasers.

If only there was a way for those of us with common interests in audio and visual material to commune and make Simpsons references. I for one welcome our new splintered existence.

Please drink verification can.

… And, you've hit your monthly data cap. Cheers!

Ay, you poppin' my stones!?

Homer: Lisa, all great artists love free food. Check out Jasper Johns.
Jasper Johns: [stuffs food into his jacket] You squeal on me, I'll kill you.

With all that competition, the producers must feel like they're in a pressure cooker.

San Franciskyo

MY EX-GIRLFRIEND!

Donkey Donkey Horse Horse …

They couldn't do anything together even after the success of Roger Rabbit. There were plans for a sequel and a cartoon. The cartoon became Bonkers.

They raise my awareness. [Begins furiously nudging and winking.]

Jerry, Elaine, Geroge, and Karmer wander around MacLeay Park looking for where they locked up their bicycles-built-for-two while Kramer attempts to a carry large antique bird cage.

So many useless man-hours producing this stuff.

I don't think there are since Davy Jones died. They were still doing the occasional reunion tour up until few years ago.

The rapture actually happened in the early '50s. No one really noticed.

Jehova done witnessed some shit.

That fact that you left off Toby Keith means you must hate America.