And a word to all wedding parties: Keep an eye to the sky for drones! Oh, and have fun!

Uhh, I believe the term is "Nip". As in "Some old crock was complaining about there being too many "Nips" around."

Can the TV series ever hope to match such great dialogue?
Yu: May I help you?
Carter: We'll be askin' the questions, old man. Who are you?
Yu: Yu.
Carter: No, not me, you.
Yu: Yes, I am Yu.
Carter: Just answer the damn questions, who are you?
Yu: I have told you Yu.
Carter: Are you deaf?
Yu: No, Yu is blind.
Carter: I'm not…

YV? I think Concord High or Mt Diablo might be
50% hispanic, but not 50% asian.

[Jesus invents the high top table.]
Jesus's mom: That'll never catch on, Jesus.

Sure, that and infinite money.

Mmmmm … veal gyro.

They'll save that story line for sweeps.

I long for the days of static snow, the compression artifacts are just awful.

Well, it takes lining up the cachet of someone like Mr. Sandler to bring this kind of deep truth to the silver screen.

Round these parts we don't take kindly to Oxford commas shacking up with ampersands, ya' hear?

I smell thesis …. Whoops, I meant feces.

Can I get a Rule 34 pronouncement on this?

[Googles April O'Neil. Comes back 20 minutes later, sweaty and out of breath.] I agree with Mr. Green's casting decisions.

I used to be with TMNT, but then Michael Bay changed what TMNT was. Now what I'm with is machine gun wielding space raccoons.

Seriously, with the taped frames? This shit was out of date in Meatballs.

Which do you think is a better character trait? Hotheadedness, or sticktoitiveness?

How do you read a movie? You mean like the novelization of a DC film?

Your clear knowledge of play clocks, governing boundaries, and pre- and post-game programming leads me to believe you are a closet football watcher.

Except when Rogan tried to get in shape he looked much worse.