Please strike this remark from the record.

Sweet! gorilla.bas!

Look into the eyes of a Fygar and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.

Mmm … No.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.

Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog… Rats, I almost had him eating dog food.

It's pronounced "r'YOO", not "RYE-oo".

“Moon pie. What a time to be alive.”

Everything is going great and getting better.

Obviously. Look at The Animaniacs, Freakazoid, and the The Simpsons. The kid shows now are endless Disney sitcoms.

Isn't that the title of a new romcom?

I don't know. The Hunger Games is based entirely on killing kids, and it's as broad as a barn door.

Fantastic. Now can Andy start producing some more episodes of the And Daly Pilot Podcast Project?

The Critic started as a Simpsons spinoff about Krusty in NYC. It's a spinoff in the sense the Parks and Rec is spinoff from The Office.

I actually feel bad picking Bob's Burger and American Dad over The Simpsons from the DVR at meal time. But they're better shows. [Sobs gently to self.]

Ahh … the sweet release of death.

Lightning crashes a new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor

The Sea-Tac Sub Pop Sub Shop sells subpar subs and pops since the Sub Pop subculture popped.

Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry vs Jason X

At least it gave us the Seal pop rock R&B classic "Kiss from a Rose".