Damn. You mean Left Behind don't you? I seriously thought Cage had made an action movie where he played a guy named Christian Apocalypse for a second there, and I just didn't hear about it.

That's the whole point. It's Road House on a plane.

I think if you took that same script, those same actors, the same everything, and replaced Bay as director it would be a great film. As is, it's like a really good story being told to you by a really annoying person.

Thanks to my insomnia, I think I've seen every Cleveland Show ever, since they show reruns at 4:30 in the morning where I live. It definitely beats staring at the ceiling above my bed.

"For the Love of Big Brother" is probably my favorite Eurythmics song. It's just so beautiful and haunting.

[…which causes an aircraft carrier to go back in time to Pearl Harbor]

Sounds like some kind of weird supervillain. I'm going to call him… THE SOOT SPRAYER!! No… ASH-BLASTER!!

Sounds like you had a rough encounter with Danny DeVito.

I'm honestly expecting Hidden Figures to win, if only because I've been conditioned to expect the unexpected at this point. Of course this is Trump's America, so what's the closest thing to a red state win at the Oscars? Hacksaw Ridge? No wait. He was a conscientious objector. Trump likes killers.

I feel like the Spice Girls should have followed in the footsteps of The Monkees and done maybe two seasons of a goofy sitcom where they visit haunted houses and pirate ships and shit like that, then done an insane drug fueled, career suicide art film like Head. Or maybe they could have just gone straight to the drug…

Was that the thing Circuit City used to do where you'd buy a DVD and it would self destruct Mission: Impossible style after you watched it?

I'm assuming you meant "…doing the worst thing I've ever done in my life and VOTING for fucking Nader", but wow! What an awesome typo.

That scene is really fascinating. If you took that same scene and put it in an action movie, it would come at the beginning to show what a badass the main character is. It this movie it comes at the end, to show a guy slipping back into a dangerous psychosis. It tricks you into rooting for him to beat up the biker…

I can handle that Blatty's a political conservative (he's a devout Catholic, afterall). But what I can't handle, is this:

"…I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Hell, Community DID get away with it:

Can't help but think of Casablanca:

So the "doves" are penises, and the "crying" is ejaculate?

Every Suicide Squad member gets their own introductory classic rock song. I might have given the movie an extra point if Killer Croc's song had been Crocodile Rock, but no. They used Fortunate Son, because Killer Croc fought in Vietnam I guess?

I was just going to say the same thing. I got some of those for Hanukkah back in '88.