You mean THIS outraged:

I watched the pilot, wrote it off as another bland "pretty, young people hanging out and cracking wise" sitcom, and never watched again… until everyone on this site INSISTED I give it another try. I tuned in just in time to see the season three finale where everyone put on weird costumes to pull off a heist, Chang had…

I went to a birthday party at SHOWBIZ Pizza back when I was in second grade. I remember all the boys were taking turns looking up the girl robot-mouse's skirt. I did it too because, you know, I wanted to fit in. I saw what looked like a car battery with blinking red lights on it. It was pretty cool.

A buddy of mine became a hardcore evangelist Christian, and I'll have little debates with him every once in a while. Once while discussing evolution, I tried to meet him halfway and said "Maybe the six days that Genesis says it took God to create everything was actually six days to God but millions of years on earth."…

Haha. I've got one. How about a movie where Charles Bronson plays a disgraced cop named Murphy, and he lives by this series of "laws". I'll call it Murph— oh wait. Nevermind.

So he's a libertarian?

It's a shame we have to wait two whole years until 1999 Week covers that movie.

I was surprised it wasn't a remake of the Brian De Palma film.

These fish puns are getting really crappie.

*** picks up Alien Jesus, begins rubbing him in his spot he likes behind ears; Alien Jesus starts licking my nipples ***

I think my favorite "Shatner is a dickhead" story has to be the one where DeForrest Kelley was in tears and told him his pet chihuahua had just been killed and Shatner laughed and said something like "Chihuahua's aren't real dogs!" And he still wonders why no one liked him.

Quest was my first ever MST3K episode, when Sci-Fi showed it on Saturday mornings. I always loved it since it was my first, but it's good to know that it's considered one of the greats by everyone else.

I guess I'll just pass the time till then by listening to Horse With No Name on a continuous loop.

They're also putting out a Green Acres complete series boxed set in October. I'm a little embarrassed about how excited I am about that one.

I've always wondered why there has never been a DVD release of I Was a Teenage Werewolf. I actually heard Criterion was working on I Was a Teenage Frankenstein, and was hoping they'd do Werewolf next. Oh well.

That reminds me, I've spent years trying to come up with a descent idea for a Rock, Paper, Scissors movie. I don't know what the plot would be, but I know how it ends: Paperman wraps himself around Rockman's face, suffocating him. Rockman falls over dead and lands on Scissorman. Scissorman fantically tries to get…

If you absolutely HAD to turn a board game into a movie, Clue is the one game that has a pretty good movie plot already built into it. Battleship COULD have been good if it had actually been about two warring battleships, but no. They had to throw in stupid looking aliens.

I have a 3D TV. Didn't really want it, it just happened that Best Buy was having a sale on them about six years ago when I was shopping for a new flat screen. The only time it came in handy was when they released the movie Comin' At Ya'! on 3D blu-ray a few years back. I'd missed it in theaters and always wanted to…

In all fairness, this is Tanya Roberts we're talking about.

I actually kinda like the diamond face guy. As far as physical affectations on Bond henchmen go, it was different. At least they were thinking outside of the usual eye patches and weaponized appendages.