I think Fred Armisen would be good if he hasn't aged out of the part already.

I was just going to say the same thing. Who else in this world is friends with Queen Latifah, the Duggars and owns a theme park that regularly holds a Gay Pride Day?

We also killed Ray Harryhausen by having a little Harryhausen movie marathon the week before he died. I guess it is time to put this awful power to good use.

Me and my girlfriend just found out she had a cooking show last Saturday when we stumbled upon it flipping channels. Then we were talking about her on Monday because we saw her on Dancing with the Stars. Now she's dead?! WHAT THE FUCK???!!!

2007 was mine. Dad committed suicide, got divorced, became an alcoholic, got fired from my job, gained 100 pounds, had to move in with my mom at age 30. I'm fine now. It sounds like a cliche, but once you go through the worst year of your life you come out of it all the more stronger and wiser.

Between Van Damme, Brimley and Woo, I would imagine there was a lot of polite nodding from people not knowing what anybody was saying on the set of that film.

I was just thinking this. Didn't The Exorcist sort of kill that name the way The Omen killed the name Damien?

I remember finding it somewhat forgettable (haven't seen it since it was in theaters) but the Hitler gag with Jon Lovitz is one the funniest movie scenes of all time in my opinion.

Osmosis Jones is exactly 50% of a good movie, with all the animated stuff being great and all the live action stuff being godawful. It's as if somebody spliced The Iron Giant together with Me, Myself and Irene.

Lethal Weapon 2 would definitely be the best if they hadn't revealed the South Africans murdered Riggs' wife. Such a lazy way to get Riggs all riled up and ready for payback, especially since killing his new girlfriend was enough. Also, wouldn't learning that being a cop is what got his wife killed instead of just…

During a car trip years ago, my sister was trying to get my mom to buy her a copy of the movie Ghost at McDonald's, since they were selling it there at the time. My mom refused, saying she heard the movie had alot of sex scenes in it, which led to me teasing her about wanting to look at Patrick Swayze's butt. When we…

I loved Goonies growing up. Watching it now is about as much fun as watching a Disney Channel sitcom.

I'll give you "smart aleck". Getting punched in the face just comes with being "the hero", and the big chin is what you get when you cast Bruce Campbell.

Eh, Brisco County jr. was fairly competent and heroic. Although before I rewatched that show on DVD recently, I remembered him as being very Ash-like in every episode.

I'll probably totally ostracize myself for saying this, but this site was one of my favorite places to go back before the mass exodus to the Dissolve. Now it seems to be overrun with writers that have way less talent and popular culture knowledge and way more political axes to grind. Seriously, why post this? So we…

Actually, my comment used to contain a really stupid joke about Ridley Scott getting a sex change. I decided to paint over it with a comment about how I was going to make a stupid joke. Somehow that got three more likes than the stupid joke did.

Both Ghostbusters 2 and the Ghostbusters remake suffer the same problem in my opinion. They both try to follow the plot of the first movie without trying something new or innovative. Adding female characters was the only thing I found interesting about the remake, honestly. The Ghostbusters universe ("Busterverse" ?)…

I was going to make some sarcastic joke about how Ridley Scott is the director and the character is named Ripley, but fuck it. I'm tired.

I've always thought of Smith as the kid who graduates with a D minus average of directors.

She's the new Abe Vigoda.