Wow. I just now realized this movie contains 100% more farting and boners than Weekend at Bernie's. Truly a strange time to be alive, this.

I'm definitely getting the same vibe from this that the trailers for Being John Malkovich gave me. Which is, this is either going to become one of my all time favorite movies, or it's going to be something film school douchebags are going to tell me I didn't get.

He was driving the taxi cab.

I love everything about it superficially. The music. The costumes. The art direction. Even the casting. But that story is like they took an 80's Stallone action script and added Batman.

What's the consensus on Hey Good Lookin'. It's the only Bakshi movie I haven't seen.

Showbiz in a nutshell.

I feel like there needs to be a little structure to even joke delivery service comedies. Even a movie like Airplane! is built on a foundation of a rote disaster plot with gags thrown in. Zoolander 2's plot is like describing a fever dream, in the worst way.

He Knows You're Alone itself being a cheap rip-off of Halloween. It even has a similar sounding main theme and a Donald Pleasence surrogate.

You know, I was just thinking about Annabelle the other day. Did they ever explain in that movie why a kid was sitting on the steps of their apartment building drawing pictures of toddlers getting run over by trucks? Was that just a creepy non-sequitur totally unrelated to the doll?

Eat my Lisa needs everything's coming up cromulent.

Back in the 90's I really didn't know what to call ska music, having never heard that term before. So I just called it trumpet rock.

I haven't seen this show in over fifteen years, but I still remember a gag where a bear gets ahold of a rifle and tries to shoot Bush, then (an actor playing) Charlton Heston shoots the bear and says, "People should have the right to bear arms, but not the right to arm bears." Then the studio audience boos and he…

A friend of mine said that the plot of the movie Brave was like a bad episode of the Disney Afternoon Brave animated series turned feature length.

I did see Screwed. I also saw Problem Child, which they wrote. And my opinion would be, they should stick with bio-pictures.

The guys who wrote Ed Wood and The People vs Larry Flint wrote the screenplay(also the recent OJ miniseries). I think they've made a career out of writing biopics for people that otherwise wouldn't warrant a biopic.

I feel like if Foreman had used Edward Norton like he originally intended it would have helped. I'll take a dramatic actor playing a comedian over a comedian playing a comedian dramatically because he REALLY wants to be taken seriously any day (plus Norton looks just like Kaufman).

Infamous is like the Goofus to Capote's Gallant. Other than the casting of Toby Jones, it just fails miserably to do what Capote did effortlessly. There's actually a scene where Smith spins Capote around and acts like he's about to anally rape him, then says, "I'm not going to rape you, but reading that book made it…

I'm genuinely curious to know what a comedy sketch on a Donald Trump late night show would be like.

Fallon sucks, he's not funny and I sort of hate him. But he does seem like a nice guy.

You should probably track down a copy of Corvette Summer then.