What an asshole.

The final chilling reveal? The whole movie took place in England all along!

I've got manic depression, and my father who committed suicide back in '07 had it too. It's nice to read compassionate, understanding stuff like what you just wrote. But I've also learned when I'm feeling really low to just stay the fuck off the internet.

I remember them doing that in the animated series once. Every time Batman passed a cell, they'd play a brief snippet of that villain's theme music.

That's honestly something I've always wanted to see in a superhero movie. I prefer the idea that all of Batman or Spiderman's villains are just out there all at once, instead of the way they do it now with villains having to wait their turn like patrons at an amusement park.

Yeah. seriously. What did they do, douse them with gasoline? Did Mr.Yellow join the stromtroopers or something?

The thing about a remake is that I see them as products that are meant to usurp the original, like New Coke or something. I mean, it really does bug me that when you ask some kids now who the actor who played Willy Wonka was, they'll say Johnny Depp.

Parker Lewis seemed a bit less sociopathic than Ferris, though he did have a nerdy freshman that he treated like a slave/man-servant.

To be fair, The Force Awakens played sad music when that planet was destroyed, and all the heroes looked up at it with a facial expression that said, "Man, that sucks."

IVAN OOZE! God, I have been desperately trying to figure out what Apocalypse reminded me of ever since I saw the first trailer for this.

Yeah, I agree. Like I said, I didn't find it to be a bad movie, but it definitely had that feeling of Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe wanting to take a vacation to France and get paid for it.

I just recently watched that for the first time on HBO. Not really a bad movie, but incredibly inconsequential. It's literally just Russel Crowe hanging out at a vineyard and flirting with a moody waitress. I can't remember a movie that was so persistent to not have any obstacles or plot.

Right wing radio really seems designed to give the listener an anxiety attack. Not just the content, but the condescending scream-whine tone of their voices, It really makes the perfect counterpoint to the soft spoken nerds over at NPR.

That's the opposite of how I draw. I'm actually a really good artist, and I even have my own distinct style, but I never learned how to color or shade properly. So I can give you a really great first draft of a picture, but that's about it.

I'm guessing low self confidence got the better of him, and he decided, "Fuck it. I'm just going to kamikaze this Scrubs fan art".

I think "worst thing I've ever watched" is a bit hyperbolic, but The Heat is a pretty good example of a movie that was going for "all girl version of a popular movie", and just failed miserably in my opinion. It wanted to be a female Lethal Weapon, but it ended up being more of a female Hollywood Homicide.

I'm actually thinking this movie won't flop based on Melissa McCarthy's last few movies doing well, plus Bridemaids being a hit around this same time a few years ago, plus the fact that all those MRA's are going to see it anyway just so they can validate all that bitching. I'm sort of hoping the movie doesn't do too…

Maybe they should have done a scene where she attempts to stage-dive into a crowd of ghosts and she just goes through them. And then calls the ghosts racist and sexist I guess?

Yeah, that was the impression I got, with the red bow tie I guess meant to evoke the red circle-slash.

I actually heard it was the box office failure of the movie Fanboys that caused them to shut the movie down. Or maybe just a shitstorm of several different issues.