The Legend of Keynes' Gold

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Anybody else think it's a little cruel to trick a dyslexic girl with garbled letters? Oh, Ms. Tyra, what will you do next?

Your mother!

Every time a read the words "Kung Fu Island", my day gets a little better.

I thought it said "shit for a dog breeder". Not my thing, but I know some of you bastards would watch that.

You can't say that on the internet! There are children watching!

Nuts
I was hoping for the animated adventures of F#$king Donkey and Fat Stupid Cow.

Aliens come and make the rabbit real, but only for a day. Then the movie goes on for another hour, and three more endings.

I thought it was going to be about those lousy Australian comedies that invaded in the 90s.

That last paragraph
Isn't that last paragraph a Michel Gondry directed Bjork video?

Actually, I thought it was pretty funny to watch, for a FedEx fake infomercial type thing.

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MPDMILF?

They get to eat a delicious sandwich. That is all. Protect the sandwich, above all!

Immunity Sandwich
Is there an immunity sandwich? You know, they have to keep it and not eat it, and not let any of the other girls eat it, and they can't be voted off that week. That's ratings gold, my friends.

He blogs over at cookingissues.wordpress.com. He and Dave Arnold do some pretty crazy, pretty awesome stuff. And don't forget to look at the skoal photos.

Tomorrow you will become a man,
but tonight you must join the werewolf clan!

After watching Rome, I kept thinking that Purefoy would make a damned fine Capt. Kirk. Why will no one listen to me?!?

Same as the first.

At first I was going to accuse you of wrongness, but I guess he did make two movies before 6th Sense. A Rosie O'Donnell nun-softball movie and something staring himself.